The Three Musketeers: The Lermaniac's Analysis

First off, this was the first Three Musketeers movie I've ever seen, and I don't know the whole story (though I'm more than halfway through the book) so I have little to compare it to in that respect. That being said, I shall post my thoughts on it.  It was of the lighter, humorous sort of adventure movies (think a step down from Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl); the preview sets the tone for the actual film very well.  I found it very entertaining (what? Logan Lerman? No, he had nothing at all to do with it. Nada.), though there weren't really any twists in the plot or edge-of-your-seat moments. Well, except for D'Artagnan's rooftop duel with that bad Cardinal's captain dude whose name escapes me. And I loved the airships. The last movie I saw with one of those was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, so it was refreshing to see some again.  Milady's ninja-ing was pretty cool too.  It was kinda hilarious to see Orlando Bloom, whom I'm used to seeing do all the epic stunt stuff, wear ridiculously colorful, poofy, ornamental costumes and be all "I'm mister proper guy. Don't contradict me or my guards will kill you. Now, time for tea."  And then there's D'Artagnan. He's so cocky (but "only on Tuesdays, and in front of beautiful women"), especially when he comes to Paris, that I was laughing out loud on multiple occasions. His sword-fighting skills are, I must say, quite attractive.  Alright, I shan't bore you guys with anymore details; just "go to the cinema, yeah" and then we can discuss our favorite scenes and all that jazz.

I must apologize to Skandar, for I have been posting about Logan quite a bit lately. But, in my defense, I would certainly post more about him if he'd do more movies! Having said my apology, here is Logan on the Ellen show...

I loved the hair extensions bit. When he saw that picture, his "oh my" was pretty cute.

Finally, here's his Teen Vogue photo shoot:

 Lovin' the hair.

Well my dears, I now conclude this longish post. Thanks fo readin'. :)

DBF Out!